She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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