she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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