She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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