That's intense
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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