I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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