I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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