She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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