I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I love you.
Bad choice
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