Well douche your snatch and let's go!
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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