grandma shit on top of the toilet
I don't think brook has ever known best
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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