So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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