I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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