Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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