I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
More tranny stories later!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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