its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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