yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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