You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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