You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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