your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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