Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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