I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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