I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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