do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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