so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I am available for nakedness
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
