ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
this must be what syphilis tastes like
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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