Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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