I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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