I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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