You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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