In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
