Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
