Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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