For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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