I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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