I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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