My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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