hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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