He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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