is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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