Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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