i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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