I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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