i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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