I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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