Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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