shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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