It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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