I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
That's intense
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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