So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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