And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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