Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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