sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
