Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Boobs speak an international language.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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