idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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