i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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