He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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