That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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