Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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