She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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